Tuesday, December 9, 2008
Gross! Gag! Puke!
Last night as I happily sat in my new chair, Buck was standing there and I was petting him. He had just come in from outside. Well....................................you know how dogs like to rub their necks and body all over decomposed, gross and sickening things??!!
As I was petting and talking to him in my new chair on my new area rug, I smelt something. I was thinking "ewwwwwww, you stink! What the heck is that? Ohhhhhhhhhhhh, you really stink. What the ??????" Then I looked closely and there it was.............................................he had rolled in diarria.
Sorry ladies to do this to you this early in the morning, well sorta, I guess I could wait but I am not patient enough.
I was shocked and stunned and screamed. Oh shit! Literally!
I jumped up and let him to the kitchen the whole time so scared he was going to lay down on my new rug. I wiped it off first with paper towels, then got hot soapy rags and scrubbed him down, then I sprayed him with doggy perfume.
He still stunk bad. I sprayed him with more deodorizer and he still was stinky. He still stunk the morning. Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!
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7 comments:
Ha! I meant to say in my last comment your dog, not your grandson! Sorry for the confusion! Hahaha. I know exactly what you mean, we've gone through that with our dogs. They roll around outside and roll in their crap! Yuck! Have fun cleaning it off!
He must have read about Nikki's Crumpie and could not let him get ahead...haha!!
That is SO gross...yuck! Reminds me of the time Cutie came out of her bedroom naked and holding out her hands...she said, "I pooped." She was covered in it. LOL!
Really only one cure for riddance of the odor and that is to fill the bathtub and stick him in there with lots of soap. My dog is big, but she adores a nice warm bath when she is stinky. I make Hubby do it... haha
This would be a good new Stanley Steamer commercial. You know. if that dog Toby ever retires.
oh my Lord. That's horrible.
yeah, I think he bested nikkicrumpet all right.
OOOOOOOOOOH NO! that's horrible! glad I'm reading this one at night! LOL
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