My mission statement~

I intend on "trying" to live a life that is about: not putting in my mouth things that are bad for me or have come from an animal that was treated cruely while alive on this earth and during slaughter, creating lasting fond memories for my children and grandchildren, adventure, challenging myself, respect others regardless of species, race, color or creed, taking risks, having fun, being grateful, respecting myself & my body, being authentically myself, taking responsibility for my actions, being proactive, being a problem solver, taking action, introspection, transition, change, honesty, growth, loving & helping others, having integrity, doing my best, being easy on myself, enjoying this world, becoming well read, seeing the wonder of it all and never allowing fear to hold me back!

Tuesday, December 9, 2008

Gross! Gag! Puke!


Last night as I happily sat in my new chair, Buck was standing there and I was petting him. He had just come in from outside. Well....................................you know how dogs like to rub their necks and body all over decomposed, gross and sickening things??!!
As I was petting and talking to him in my new chair on my new area rug, I smelt something. I was thinking "
ewwwwwww, you stink! What the heck is that? Ohhhhhhhhhhhh, you really stink. What the ??????" Then I looked closely and there it was.............................................he had rolled in diarria.
Sorry ladies to do this to you this early in the morning, well sorta, I guess I could wait but I am not patient enough.
I was shocked and stunned and screamed. Oh shit! Literally!
I jumped up and let him to the kitchen the whole time so scared he was going to lay down on my new rug. I wiped it off first with paper towels, then got hot soapy rags and scrubbed him down, then I sprayed him with doggy
perfume.
He still stunk bad. I sprayed him with more
deodorizer and he still was stinky. He still stunk the morning. Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!

7 comments:

Tink said...

Ha! I meant to say in my last comment your dog, not your grandson! Sorry for the confusion! Hahaha. I know exactly what you mean, we've gone through that with our dogs. They roll around outside and roll in their crap! Yuck! Have fun cleaning it off!

Tracey said...

He must have read about Nikki's Crumpie and could not let him get ahead...haha!!

Scrappy Girl said...

That is SO gross...yuck! Reminds me of the time Cutie came out of her bedroom naked and holding out her hands...she said, "I pooped." She was covered in it. LOL!

The Blue Ridge Gal said...

Really only one cure for riddance of the odor and that is to fill the bathtub and stick him in there with lots of soap. My dog is big, but she adores a nice warm bath when she is stinky. I make Hubby do it... haha

Mental P Mama said...

This would be a good new Stanley Steamer commercial. You know. if that dog Toby ever retires.

Janie said...

oh my Lord. That's horrible.

yeah, I think he bested nikkicrumpet all right.

CJ, the Purple Diva said...

OOOOOOOOOOH NO! that's horrible! glad I'm reading this one at night! LOL