Picture this: Office, pants down, customer..........

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OMG! Did this really happen to me today???? Unfortunately-Yes!

The phone in my office at work only rings 4 times before it goes to corporate customer service. So I miss it a lot when I am in the powder room, at the copying machine or in the back.

Today, I was using the potty and heard the phone ring. I thought "I'm not going to miss it this time!" ( I am the only one in my office) I pulled up my panties, started to run to the phone while trying to pull up my pants and in came a customer, which rarely happens! I screamed bloody murder which scared him. Yes it was a "him"! Which made it one hundred times worse! He turned his head as I dove for the phone, he then turned around towards me like nothing happened!

The person on the phone you ask? My boss! For which I went on this long rant about how I was going to kill myself, right in front of the customer, while explaining to him what happened. He was rollin' with laughter! I told him he definitely had to get a phone that rang more than 4 times!

It gets better....................I was sitting there with my pants unzipped (behind a desk, he couldn't see) and had to ask the customer to turn his head so I could zip my pants up! How embarrassing!

The moral of this story-NEVER, NEVER, NEVER run out of a pubic bathroom with your pants down!