My mission statement~

I intend on "trying" to live a life that is about: not putting in my mouth things that are bad for me or have come from an animal that was treated cruely while alive on this earth and during slaughter, creating lasting fond memories for my children and grandchildren, adventure, challenging myself, respect others regardless of species, race, color or creed, taking risks, having fun, being grateful, respecting myself & my body, being authentically myself, taking responsibility for my actions, being proactive, being a problem solver, taking action, introspection, transition, change, honesty, growth, loving & helping others, having integrity, doing my best, being easy on myself, enjoying this world, becoming well read, seeing the wonder of it all and never allowing fear to hold me back!

Monday, September 8, 2008

Picture this: Office, pants down, customer..........

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OMG! Did this really happen to me today???? Unfortunately-Yes!

The phone in my office at work only rings 4 times before it goes to corporate customer service. So I miss it a lot when I am in the powder room, at the copying machine or in the back.

Today, I was using the potty and heard the phone ring. I thought "I'm not going to miss it this time!" ( I am the only one in my office) I pulled up my panties, started to run to the phone while trying to pull up my pants and in came a customer, which rarely happens! I screamed bloody murder which scared him. Yes it was a "him"! Which made it one hundred times worse! He turned his head as I dove for the phone, he then turned around towards me like nothing happened!

The person on the phone you ask? My boss! For which I went on this long rant about how I was going to kill myself, right in front of the customer, while explaining to him what happened. He was rollin' with laughter! I told him he definitely had to get a phone that rang more than 4 times!

It gets better....................I was sitting there with my pants unzipped (behind a desk, he couldn't see) and had to ask the customer to turn his head so I could zip my pants up! How embarrassing!

The moral of this story-NEVER, NEVER, NEVER run out of a pubic bathroom with your pants down!

6 comments:

Rechelle said...

Hey Adventure Girl - You left a comment asking about a movie and I think it might have been "Cold Comfort Farm" Now I have to go look at the dresses.

Jo said...

What a wonderful story! I thought things like that only happened to me.

Living on the Spit said...

How halarious...I thought stuff like that only happened to me! You are one funny gal! Thanks for stopping by, it is always nice to welcome someone new to our fun crowd!

Beki said...

Not to laugh at your expense but....
BWWWWWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA

Now that sounds like something I would do.

haffnewie said...

LOL!!! You have me laughing out loud which I don't do on the computer very often! I can just imagine it happening to me and how mortified I'd be!! Glad you can laugh about it now too!
Thanks for sharing!! We all do stuff like that at some point in our life!

Carolynn said...

Well....that's ONE way to meet a new guy...I'm sure he won't soon forget you!

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